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There's a blonde out in a field sitting in a boat and she's rowing. then another blonde comes up in a jeep stops her vehicle, rolls down the window and says
"ya know, girls like you give girls like me a bad name, and if I could swim, id come out there and kick your butt." there;s a blonde, a brunette and a red head out riding in the desert when their car breaks down. now they have to walk to get some help, so the red head picks up some water. then the other girls say,
"why are you taking that?, and the red head replys "cause if I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink."
then the brunette picks up some food.
the other girls say "why are you taking that?", and she replies "cause in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat"
then the blonde takes one of the doors off of the car, and the other girls ask, "why are you taking that?"
and the blonde says" cause in case I get hot, I can roll down the window" |  |
wat do a blonde and a hardware store hav in common
there both 10 centz a screw Why did the Blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's Whats a blondes idea of safe sex?
locking the care door why did the blonde sell her TV?
to buy a VCR whats worse then a burnett and a red head building a house under water?
a blonde trying to se fire to it why did the blonde set her hair on fire?
She thought she was adding strawberry red highlights. |